Due to an inside joke about the unfortunate condition of cars and rooms around con time, me and Kirk have been thinking up a more applicable con goers version of Ridin’ Dirty.

This is what we have so far, contribute if you like. We might perform this!

They see me rollin
in my van
it smells like my feet
you know I’m riding dirty
(change the floorboards riding dirty)
(sticky carpet ridin dirty)
(got no shoes on ridin dirty)
(foot fungus ridin dirty)
I got mcdonalds
on my floor
with old candy bars
you know I’m ridin dirty
(got a big mac ridin dirty)
(and a snickers ridin dirty)
(dr. pepper ridin dirty)
(supersize me ridin dirty)

gonna take a ride down to the con
in my costume dressed up as obi wan
in my old nintey six nissan
stained with leftover spanish flan
I dont put my petal to the metal
I put it on fitten day old garbage
that I couldn’t fit into my garage
was in the trunk but needed room for baggage
riding next to me I got my roomate
in the back we got his random con date
and some guy we picked up on the parkway
says he needs to get to the interstate
going to seven eleven for a cheetos bag
some extra slim jims and a porno mag
gonna wipe the grease off with this crusty rag
wear the rest of my stains like an army tag
then were gonna go to taco bell
gonna get the hot sauce burns like hell
then we drop off hitchiker miguel
at the airport near the con hotel
oops I think i just spilled my burrito
on my pants and then sat on my taco
wipe my hands off all covered with cheeto
on my shirt right next to the hot cocoa
and fish roe

they see me eatin
my sushi
spilled soy sauce
all over myself ridin dirty
(hot wasabi ridin dirty)
(pickled ginger ridin dirty)
(sesame sauce ridin dirty)
(slimey seaweed ridin dirty)
I had no time to
go shower
dont wanna get stuck in line
so now i’m ridin dirty
(get my con redge ridin dirty)
(pick up my badge ridin dirty)
(unpacking ridin dirty)
(hotel check in ridin dirty)